Green Cheese and Other Fantasies (3-link limerick chain)

“However, despite what Levin says, no source alleges Obama personally ordered phone wiretaps or any other form of surveillance. The closest some get is alluding to possible FBI requests for a warrant to monitor Trump associates amid their investigation into improper Russia-related activity.”

Did Donald Trump invent claim that Barack Obama tapped his phone?
Politifact


 

From the mouth of our nation’s buffoon,
who “reads about things” and real soon
he can show us for sure
(as he sifts through manure)
that Obama surveilled from the moon.

© 2017 Susan E. Eckenrode

Yeah, Obama surveilled from the moon
while he munched on a cheese macaroon,
’twas that same shade of green
that is frequently seen
from trump’s perch on the penthouse in June.

© 2017 Lily Beth Baker

From his perch on the penthouse in June,
where those twitstorms are carelessly strewn,
may he cower in dread
as The Truth rears her head
and erupts in a raging typhoon.

© 2017 Mary Boren


 

Tin Hat Time

Trump has now added his voice to the calls for a proper public investigation into Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election. The only way for Congress to properly assess the truth of Trump’s claim about Obama would be to call on Comey and other senior officials to provide a full accounting of the interagency investigation into alleged contacts between Russian officials and Trump associates. Is that really what the White House wants?

Why Trump’s Latest Obama Accusation Could Backfire
John Cassidy, The New Yorker

 


 

So Duh Chief says Obama conspired
Way last fall to have Trump Tower wired:
Thus Fake President Trump
Shows himself as a chump
And how much he is in Russia mired.

© Gary Zmolek, 2017


 

Did you vote for the golden haired duffer

 

To anyone who claims they “suffered for the last 8 years under President Obama,” please read this brilliant response from Scott Mednick when a Facebook friend told him, “We suffered for 8 years. Now it’s your turn.”

Scott’s reply:

“I am surprised you would wish suffering upon me because I did not support Trump.

That of course is your right, I suppose. I do not wish harm on anyone. Your statement seems to continue an ‘US v THEM’ mentality. The election is over. It is important to get past campaigning and campaign rhetoric and get down to what is uniting not dividing and what is best for ALL Americans.

There will never be a President who does everything to everyone’s liking. There are things President Obama (and President Clinton) did that I do not like and conversely there are things I can point to that the Presidents Bush did that I agree with. So I am not 100% in lock step with the outgoing President but have supported him and the overall job he did.

And, if you recall, during the Presidential Campaign back in 2008 the campaign was halted because of the “historic crisis in our financial system.” Wall Street bailout negotiations intervened in the election process.

The very sobering reality was that there likely could be a Depression and the world financial markets could collapse. The United States was losing 800,000 jobs a month and was poised to lose at least 10 million jobs the first year once the new President took office. We were in an economic freefall.
So let us recall that ALL of America was suffering terribly at the beginning of Obama’s Presidency.

But I wanted to look back over the last 8 years and ask you a few questions.

Since much of the rhetoric before Obama was elected was that he would impose Sharia Law, Take Away Your Guns, Create Death Panels, Destroy the Economy, Impose Socialism and, since you will agree that NONE of this came to pass,

So, Tim Brown, I was wondering…
Why have you suffered so?

So let me ask:

Gay and lesbian couples can now marry and enjoy the benefits they had been deprived of.
Has this caused your suffering?

When Obama took office, the Dow was 6,626. Now it is over 19,000.
Has this caused your suffering?

We had 82 straight months of private sector job growth – the longest streak in the history of the United States.
Has this caused your suffering?

Especially considering where he the economy was when he took over, an amazing 11.3 million new jobs were created under President Obama (far more than President Bush).
Has this caused your suffering?

Obama has taken Unemployment rate from 10% down to 4.7%.
Has this caused your suffering?

Homelessness among US Veterans has dropped by half.
Has this caused your suffering?

Obama shut down the US secret overseas prisons.
Has this caused your suffering?

President Obama has created a policy for the families of fallen soldiers to have their travel paid for to be there when remains are flown home.
Has this caused your suffering?

We landed a rover on Mars.
Has this caused your suffering?

He signed the Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act.
Has this caused your suffering?

Uninsured adults has decreased to below 10%: 90% of adults are insured – an increase of 20 Million Adults.
Has this caused your suffering?

People are now covered for pre-existing conditions.
Has this caused your suffering?

Insurance Premiums increased an average of $4,677 from 2002-2008, an increase of 58% under Bush. The growth of these insurance premiums has gone up $4,145 – a slower rate of increase.
Has this caused your suffering?

Obama added Billions of dollars to mental health care for our Veterans.
Has this caused your suffering?

Consumer confidence has gone from 37.7 to 98.1 during Obama’s tenure.
Has this caused your suffering?

He passed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.
Has this caused your suffering?

His bi-annual Nuclear Summit convinced 16 countries to give up and destroy all their loose nuclear material so it could not be stolen.
Has this caused your suffering?

He saved the US Auto industry. American cars sold at the beginning of his term were 10.4M and upon his exit 17.5M.
Has this caused your suffering?

The deficit as a percentage of the GDP has gone from 9.8% to 3.2%.
Has this caused your suffering?

The deficit itself was cut by $800 Billion Dollars.
Has this caused your suffering?

Obama preserved the middle class tax cuts.
Has this caused your suffering?

Obama banned solitary confinement for juveniles in federal prisons.
Has this caused your suffering?

He signed Credit Card reform so that rates could not be raised without you being notified.
Has this caused your suffering?

He outlawed Government contractors from discriminating against LGBT persons.
Has this caused your suffering?

He doubled Pell Grants.
Has this caused your suffering?

Abortion rates are down.
Has this caused your suffering?

Violent crime is down.
Has this caused your suffering?

He overturned the scientific ban on stem cell research.
Has this caused your suffering?

He protected Net Neutrality.
Has this caused your suffering?

Obamacare has extended the life of the Medicare insurance trust fund (will now be solvent until 2030).
Has this caused your suffering?

President Obama repealed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
Has this caused your suffering?

He banned torture.
Has this caused your suffering?

He negotiated with Syria to give up its chemical weapons and they were destroyed.
Has this caused your suffering?

Solar and Wind Power are at an all time high.
Has this caused your suffering?

High School Graduation rates hit 83% – an all time high.
Has this caused your suffering?

Corporate profits are up by 144%.
Has this caused your suffering?

He normalized relations with Cuba.
Has this caused your suffering?

Reliance on foreign oil is at a 40 year low.
Has this caused your suffering?

US Exports are up 28%.
Has this caused your suffering?

He appointed the most diverse cabinet ever.
Has this caused your suffering?

He reduced the number of troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan.
Has this caused your suffering?

Yes, he killed Osama Bin Laden and retrieved all the documents in his possession for analysis.
Perhaps THIS caused your suffering?

From an objective standpoint it would appear that the last 8 years have seen some great progress and we were saved from a financial collapse. Things are not perfect. Things can always be better. We are on much better footing now than we were in 2008.

I look forward to understanding what caused you to suffer so much under Obama these last 8 years.
Oh yea… Benghazi.”

 


 

Did you vote for the golden-haired duffer
Who told you Barack made you suffer?
If you’re rich, male, and white,
You may think you’re all right.
If you’re not, things are just getting tougher.

© Colleen Anderson, 2017