Chelsea Handler: Trump Needs to Golf More (video)
“The only time you’ve acknowledged climate change is when it caused erosion at one of your seaside golf resorts. So now we just need to get one of your golf courses pregnant so you’ll change your stance on Planned Parenthood.”
While his ban and his plan for a wall
Seem to stutter and sputter and stall,
He’ll whip up his fan base,
Then head for some green space
To play with a little white ball.
© 2017 Colleen Anderson
“This weekend marked Pres. Trump’s 8th week visiting a Trump property, but on the trail he said as President he’d never want to leave the White House.”
Trump’s 13th golf course visit in 65 days (video) #insidepolitics, CNN
As faith in our government shrinks
And hope for our destiny sinks,
That brazen-faced thief,
Our crackpot-in-chief,
Spends another day out on the links.
© 2017 Colleen Anderson
Yet another day out on the links,
while ole Bannon is serving up drinks
for a toast to the heist,
that poor Spicer has spiced
with a litany of clueless high jinks.
© 2017 Susan E. Eckenrode
