Happy Birthday, Mary Kay

As you know, I live out in the boondocks, And I found it exceedingly hard To make my way into the city To buy you a nice birthday card. But had I been able to do so I’d have searched through each store & each shop For a card with …

The Bandit Behind My Chair

Stories are told of buccaneers bold Who preyed on ships a-crest, And of outlaw men who time and again Plundered and pillaged the west. This lawless breed, impelled by greed, Divided their loot by the share. Now each passing day I too fall prey To the bandit behind my chair. …